Seeking temporary staff for a very important lady (24–27 April 👑🐾)

Hello! I’m looking for a kind human to host my dog while I’m away celebrating my birthday from 23 to 27 April.

About the guest:
She is a 4-year-old, 12 kg professional couch lady. Her main hobbies include lounging, supervising snacks, and providing elite-level cuddles. She firmly believes that sofas are a shared resource and that you are there to support her lifestyle.

She’s quiet, extremely cute, and deeply committed to Netflix companionship—if you sit, she sits (on you, next to you, or in your emotional space).

🍿 Special skills include:

- Advanced snack detection (even hypothetical snacks)

- Strategic begging with big, soulful eyes

- Acting as a low-budget security system (alerts you if anything suspicious happens near the door… including the wind)

Despite her strong opinions about comfort, she’s very easygoing, affectionate, and low-maintenance—basically a soft, warm roommate who doesn’t pay rent but does pay in love.

I’m looking for someone who appreciates a chill, cuddly presence and doesn’t mind sharing their couch with royalty.

Bonus points if you’re generous with pets and snacks (she will remember)